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hari ini kau datang ngan perut rasa tak sedap, bermurung buat ku sedeh~

Orang tak ramai yg datang opis harini. Ahha! This is da taim for mengular tengok blogshop, baca blog orang, baca twitter, download mownload. Semua akan dibuat dengan tanpa rasa bersalah haram sebab bos kat tepi takdak, tatau dia pi mana. Coti kuttt.

Jalan kat KL lengang gila. Ahha~ aku rasa smua orang amik cuti ekstra smpi sok lusa kut. 4 hari weekend ohmaigod sedap kut.

Kampeni aku mewajibkan force leave utk raya. Lebih kurang nak dekat 2 minggu tu force leave sedapnyaaa~ mari bercutiii! Tapi duit dah habeh pi beli baju raya smua, camna? T__T

Pagi tadi aku datang opis ngan perut yg tak sedap jugak. Tatau sebab pa, tapi aku rasa macam aku nak muntah. Tsk tsk. Teruih pi beli ayaq oren twister sebotoi (pasai aku tak posa dah beberapa hari). Tapi still rasa nak mun mun lagi. Kepala pun pening. Pasaipa tatau~ skrin LCD desktop aku lak besaq nak mampoih. Dengan fizikal aku yg kurang ketinggian (tapi tinggi ilmu) ni, aku slamba jaa minum kat depan LCD sapa pun tak nampak. Unless depa dok usha aku lah. Pasaipa nak usha plak? Awat? takdak keja, meh aku bagi keja.

Dah call dah TSC. Aku nak pi service keta hari khamis ni. Boss, tolong jangan halang niat murni saya. (bila tah dia halang.. :P ) Abeh duit. Mesti servis kete lima ratuih. pastu nanti nak tukar tayar plak beberapa ratuih. nasib baik aku punya road tax mati bulan sembilan lepas gaji. Bole laa dok buat bayar roadtax + insurans yg seribu lebeh tu ohmaigoddd. Tak kira raya shopping lagi. Fuyoh! Bole habis licin licau duit bergunung pun kalau ini maciam.

plis god have mercy. let it be no urgent emails, no office phone calls, nothing related to work. pls pls pls. im enjoying every bits of this lazydom. :D :D :D

timestamp..

dah betui.

Timestamp.

Tak betul ni.
Setiap n3 lak tu.sok kt ofc aku betui kan.
La ni 1209am. Satgi kita tgk kui brapa timestamp.


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Larry, I heart u.

I'm still in love with Larry although we broke up years ago. I've put on weight eversince he left me. I felt ugly and heavy and unwanted for Larry. I think he's evil and only want some tight waist chicks.

Then I met Jimmy. He's always there throughout the years. He never leave me and always have faith in me. He never judge and he's loyal. When I'm loyal to Jimmy, he gave me it. Something that I missed doing with Larry long ago. Something that Larry always need. Yes, Larry always emphasize on that tight waist, tight waist. Without a tight waist I cant be with Larry.

So yeah, Jimmy. He motivates me in his own way. We work everythg out. Sweats are running all over my body. I can feel d tightness of my muscles and d burning sensation in it. After each time I'm with him, I felt great. Like I still can do it on d nxt day. So another date with Jimmy is fixed up.

I met Larry somewhere last 2 mths, and yeah we flirt, we clicked, d feelings are mutual and we hang out every weekends eversince, when jimmy does not have time for me. Sometimes in klcc park, my fave place but some other time in tmn tasik ampg hilir, his fave place.

Larry kept demanding for more. If I have a tighter waistline, he's definitely here to stay, long. But if I don't, I have to let him go and focus on jimmy.

What should I do. I know jimmy is always there but I can easily get bored with jimmy and his routines. But with Larry, its always tight & desirable! We can do it anywhere, longer, further and improvise next time we do it. I'm totally feeling it with Larry now.

Tho I love jimmy, I still have d hots for u, Larry anak Lari.

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Sumpah aku rindu tangkap-tangkap gambar. Aku kurang pasti kalau² layaknya karyaku dipanggil fotografi, atau mungkin orang yg mengambilnya (baca: aku), layak digelar photographer, tapi, aku rindu. Sungguh aku rindu.

*buat muka rindu dengan pandangan kosong kedepan*

Jimmy, I'm so in love you.

I have a boyfriend. I love him very much and we make love like almost everyday. Sometimes, 6 days a week and 2 hrs per *ehem* session. He came strong, I tell u. *blush blush*

I'm alwes satisfied with him. U know, I'm feeling like I've released a lottt of endorphins when I'm with him. Sometimes, when I don't feel like to, he pushes me. He pushed me hard and make me imagine what is it like when we *ehem* "achieve our Objective." (Org4sm word will make my blog banned to certain age limits) *hehe*

Jimmy dear, I won't be *ehem* makin some love to u tmrw cos I have some errands to run to. I'll miss u, no worries. Love u dear. No worries honey, I'll promise I'll make it up to u the day after. I'll invite my fren, Umar to join us together. Bet it'll be so much fun with us three. *wink flirtily*

K baby, be good when I'm not with u, aite. I love u, Jim Nasium. (Gymnasium).

Korang ingat apa dowww??? *evil laugh*


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Pumpkin Patch*

*tajuk tidak berkaitan.

Aku nak ucapkan terimas kat org yg gigih call aku kejut aku pagi-pagi. Aku ni kene letak loceng menara jam, baru bangun, tu sbb aku kene respek kegigihan mereka, karena mereka perlu call aku berkali-kali utk kejut aku. Syabas, anda bole jadi jutawan pawarut. :p

Ada nak patching system hari ni, pagi-pagi lak tu. Selalunya patch malam, tapi, bila dah dikomplen sampai ke istana kayangan tempat bersemayam ratu dan raja, alkisahnya, nak dipercepatkan. Jadi, ye lah tu terpaksa patch pagi dan tidak memungkinkan system boleh dipakai dari pagi sampailah ke tgh hari ni.

Hari ini, insyaAllah, akan kembali ke pangkuan jimmy semula. Ye lah, semalam pun mak oi bantai makan banyak gak.
Tapi bersebab aku makan banyak, grumpy, asek nak marah jek, panas, dan bermacam-macam lagi. Ahha..u get d drift. Aku puasa gak. Yelah, sebahagian dr proses detoksifikasi, cumanya, aku bole korek hidung di tengah hari. :p

Ingat nak gi servis kete hari ni. Gaji pun dah kuar. Tak jadi lah. Minggu depan sahaja lah.

Ok rasa kenyang dan nak sambung tidoq sat sampai kui 7.bangkit p keja plak.

Good mornite, pipel.

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errrk..

adik aku demam. pastu aku call dia. pastu aku mcm tatau nak cakap apa selain:-
1- makan ubat
2- jaga diri
3- u ur own must take care of urself, no one will.
4- sahur apa?
5- buka apa?
6- gi klinik tak?

hope it helps. well, at least, i just want her to know that i'll alwes be by her side. but, i cant do much. part of me, i want her to be independent and part of me just wanna drive there and put a wet towel on her forehead. err..im working like now. so i cant.

take care (again!) sis.

bosan aku dengan penat.

*sekadar memetik skrip Ada Apa Dengan Cinta. 
semalam, after jimmy, bingung-bingung aku fikir nak masak apa sahur. alih-alih almari, aku beli telur terliur bungkus enak.

alih-alih kerusi, sedar kul 5.59 a.m. Lebur dah sahur makcik.

gi kerja, macam biasa, utk bulan posa ni memang aku naik LRT utk mengelak segala anasir2 bilal khan luar. kemungkinan yg akan timbul kalau aku membawa kereta ke ofis adalah saperti berikut.
1- kene bangun awal maut. Sekarang, sahur pun lewat-lewat nak dekat imsak. :P

2- parking takde. kemungkinan parking bayar = kopak. kemungkinan parking haram = saman, lagi. Saman parking yg ada pun tak bayar lagi. antu btui..

3- mengantuk ketika driving dek bangun pagi yg melampau dan lantas boleh membawa maut. Saya belum kawen, pls.

4- perasaan nak koyak-koyakkan kusyen kerusi kereta aku membuak-buak ketika jalan jem. member tak biasa jem perjalanan balik umah. sekali jem, nah, rasa...rasa macam...macam-macam laa. isk. tak perlu lah aku cakap, sebab banyak orang melalui pengalaman dlm kereta, ketika jem dan masa tu juga pundi kencing penuh, meronta-ronta nak dibuang. =P   semampu mana kau bertahan? huh~

aku tahan hari first puasa je. seken day, babai kereta, ai am gonna take train for my travel buddy tu d ofis rait nau.

beralih ke berita gigi.

gigi aku dah beberapa hari sakit.
bila gigi geraham bongsu keluar, gusi akan terkoyak skit utk memberi laluan azan utk gigi tersebut keluar mencanak. so bila gusi itu terkoyak, dia akan ada ruang utk makanan menyelit masuk. bila masuk, bakteria bole membiak dan sebab tu lah sakit.
aku pernah dua kali ke doktor gigi utk masalah yg sama. doktor mencadangkan aku buat surgeri. Ya, SURGERI.
ape nih, the word is too big, yo!
tanya-tanya kawan, dia kata, maksudnya proses membius dan mencabut gigi. Hek enen..tu je ke?
Tapi, makcik still takot.
lantas, aku pun masih lagi menahan, bengkak gusi dan sakit gigi, dan mengelak utk mengigit di sebelah rahang kiri.
dah masuk TIGA hari. Selama mana aku mampu bertahan? hmmm..sampai aku sakit takleh beli blah lah kut.

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